Editor's note: This was written in advance. Some a lot of editing was necessary.I met my nemesis today at the gym. You remember my nemesis, the
pompous, egomaniacal jerk nice guy with the Boston Marathon jacket I
complained wrote about who occasionally
makes a point to show me up runs on the treadmill next to me. His name is
Mephistopheles Paul and, as I suspected, he
drowns kittens in remote ponds seems pretty nice.
Turns out he
stole the Boston Marathon jacket ran the Boston Marathon last year. He told me he
cheated ran it in three hours and 16 minutes. He said he's planning to
club a baby seal run the Indianapolis Mini Marathon this May.
He told me he was a
high school dropout Ball State grad and he was a former
ex-con pole vaulter.
I told him
I hated him and all he stood for it was nice to meet him and I'd see him around.
I knew I was right about him all along.
Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness he wasn't actually planning on clubbing a baby seal ... I hate those people! :)